Hi, Ed, you know everything! How come we only see advertisements at Christmastime for the “clap-on” and the “Chia pets?” Where are they hiding the other 11 months?

Planter

The Chia pet is such an absurd product that the government charges its makers a penalty to offset the detrimental effect to the collective intelligence of society and limits Chia sales to one month a year.—Ed. Note