Hi, Ed, I’m working on compiling a list of the top 10 dirtiest restaurant bathrooms in Hamilton. I just got another one on Route 33. Usually a dirty bathroom relates to a dirty kitchen in a restaurant, and this combination means someone’s going to get sick. I’m looking for some volunteers to help me do it!

Health Club

I can’t decide if the “Top 10 Dirtiest Restaurant Bathrooms in Hamilton” will make a better coffee table book or calendar. Anyway, good luck rounding up your fearsome band of citizen health inspectors. Restaurateurs, beware!—Ed. Note