Hey, Ed, I just found out home heating oil costs $4.60 a gallon, which means $1,200 to fill up up the tank. If we do that a few times, especially if it’s a terrible winter, my thermostat will be set on 55 degrees, and we will huddle over a candle. Gee, it’s so great to be alive with all the progress in this country.

Chilly Willy

Pray for global warming.—Ed. Note