Hey, Ed, I keep reading in the police blotter about the crime spree at Philadelphia Park Casino. Is it really a crime when some bimbo better leaves credits in the slot and walks away or drops a bill on the floor and someone picks it up? What’s one to do, call out in the casino, “Anyone lose a $100 bill?” Yeah, that’s gonna work. I think finders, keepers; losers who can afford it, weepers.

Lost and Found

Do drunk gamblers get any more sympathy from you?—Ed. Note