Ed, you’re a man who gets things done, and I was picked to ask for your help. We residents of George Dey Road see that our illustrious mayor is putting a roundabout at the corner of Dey Road and Estates Boulevard. We see cars slow down to rotate that circle, but please ask the mayor for us, what slows down these cars from Klockner Road until they get to this merry-go-round? We still clock them at 40 to 54 mph. This is ridiculous to spend this kind of money for a merry-go-round that will only benefit that corner. What happens to the quarter-mile between Estates and George Dey? How do we slow down these idiots?

The Chosen One

Not sure what I got done, but thanks. Anyway, Mr. Mayor: How will you slow down cars before and after the “merry-go-round”? Perhaps a combination of radar and wishful thinking. —Ed. Note