Ed, I am calling to congratulate Bencivengo and the Hamilton Township Department of Public Works. We were probably the only township who didn’t touch the roads after the snow started. The workers didn’t even shovel the walk over at the park pool. What are we paying for over here?

Unplowed

Back in the day they would just let the snow pile up and switch from wagons to sleighs. Now we get a little dusting and everyone’s all, “Oh, plow my road. I can’t go anywhere. Waa, waa.”—Ed. Note