Ed, this is Frank in Hightstown. I want to thank the federal government for helping me out with this digital TV switch. I went out and bought four converter boxes for $40 each, and four digital antennas for $60 each. Guess what? I now get channels 3, 10, 17 and 52, a total of four channels. I don’t think it is really worth it.

Boob Tube

Switch to reading books. They’re coming back in style.—Ed. Note