Here is an idea I have on how to save the economy. I saw this woman accidently knock over a gigantic display of men’s razors at a local supermarket. All of a sudden this stock boy materialized and cleaned up the display she had knocked over. If people across the country went to grocery stores every day and started destroying displays I think the stores would have to hire more people to clean it and build the displays back up.

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That is the most... brilliant idea I’ve heard all day. A corps of supermarket cleaner-uppers. Keep up the good work, folks.— Ed Note