Ed, in hopes of winning the Harley-Davidson I had intended to enter each day. But one day last week, cutting out the entry form would have required mutilating the Page 6 girl, something I could not bring myself to do. So I beg you! Please make sure the entry form is never on page 5 again. It was very traumatic deciding between the entry and the girl. But despite missing that entry I still intend to win the bike and take every one of the Page 6 Girls whose picture I have for a ride, all 1,483 of them.

Hog Wild

What other newspaper could bring you this much joy?—Ed. Note