Ed, recently I was driving down Brunswick Avenue and I saw this kid in front of a house with his pants hanging down. Tears came down from my eyes. He has no idea how pathetic that looks. Some of these young boys have the mentality of an infant. One could conclude just from seeing him with his pants hanging down that if someone doesn’t intervene in his house there are only going to be two people willing to employ him, prison and the graveyard.

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Why is it that most fashions have their day and move on, but this freaking droopy-pants show-me-your-butt thing just won’t go away? I saw a kid the other day trying to put his wallet in his back pocket, and he couldn’t reach! —Ed. Note