Ed, Have you noticed that there are rarely any Chinese, Japanese or Indian names listed in the obituary column. Ever think about why that is? And have you noticed that the only people you see doing dangerous things like swimming with alligators or handling poisonous snakes are white people? Nobody else does that. Ever think about that?

Andy Rooney

Nope. I never think about that. I just think about how fun it is to say “Dag.” —Ed. Note