Ed, I think that Tiger should not have been lion (get it). He is now in a rough situation. It is not a fairway to treat his wife Elin, which spelled as an anagram is lie’n. He now has had his balls in at least two other holes. I wonder if he is going to play all 18 holes. He must be a good driver with his putter, but not his car. Maybe with time he can iron things out with his wife, but for now I think he has put a wedge between himself and his wife. I guess he thought life would be green-er on the other side. These other girls must have been mulligans. In the end the tiger was trapped. The new name for Tiger’s mansion can be the clubhouse.

Poet I. Knowit

I hope you came up with at least two or three of those yourself. —Ed. Note