Ed, I never knew there was such a thing as sexual healing. While Tiger Woods is going through those classes can I pinch hit for the Tiger? In the 1950s and 1960s we never had classes for this. That’s why they have Viagra. He’s my man — he and Bill Clinton. Oh my God.

Old Stud

If rich and famous hotshots want to have sex with a parade of women, more power to them. But for heaven’s sake don’t get married first. Cheating on your wife is sleazy and shouldn’t be celebrated. —Ed. Note