Ed, you need to tell Jeff Edelstein that he needs to have a nice shape-up on his beard. He has hair growing everywhere. It don’t look sexy. He might want to go to High Class on East State Street.

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Speak for yourself. Jeff gets bags of mail every day — some with risque photos and/or undergarments — from women young and old who are driven wild by that scraggly, lanky hunk. They love them some Edelstein. —Ed. Note