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O. J. Simpson gets one last gridiron shot...
Las Vegas ( Oct. 3) Crime News...Thirteen years to the day after being acquitted of bludgeoning his wife and Ron Goldman to death, OJ Simpson was found guilty of all armed robbery counts today. The judge in this case, Jackie Glass, however, made one disturbing final ruling before Simpson was carted off to jail..
" We are going to allow the "Juice" to run one final time for the Buffalo Bills this Sunday vs. the Arizona Cardinals. We understand that he was once a hero of Bills head coach Dick Jauron . Buffalo’s current starting RB Marshawn Lynch will approach the bench.”
" This is an awesome chain of events," Dick Jauron blushed..".He was flat out my hero at USC..I have programs, newspaper clips, OJ football cards, memorabilia. I used to run through airports with him. I'll dust off my Dingo boots, made of soft Corinthian leather. Myself and our offensive coordinator Turk Schonert are elated to have OJ with us in Glendale, Arizona. We have no problem benching RB Marshawn Lynch. Marshawn couldn't carry OJ's jock strap. Even 61 years old, in hand cuffs and heavy ankle irons, we can foresee 275 yards and 4 TD's behind our massive 2008 Buffalo Bills offensive line. After playing in Arizona, maybe the "Juice" can try to escape into Mexico. Our offensive linemen Demetrius Bell, Kirk Chambers, Jason Peters, Derrick Dockery, and Center Melvin Fowler are looking forward to this unique opportunity. We are worried, though, when OJ doesn’t have the Bills offensive line to protect him in the general prison population. We’re anxious that he might get cut and slashed, just like he’s going to cut and slash his way between the lines at University of Phoenix football field Sunday. Just to have O J in the Buffalo backfield, one final time, is a dream come true. It will be great to see that retired #32 jersey on the loose again.”
TV announcers for this 4:15 PM contest will include Kato Kalin, Denise Brown, and Fred Goldman.
Meanwhile, outside of the courtroom in Vegas, the Cardinals, once a one-point favorite, are now a 6 ½ point underdog.
" We are going to allow the "Juice" to run one final time for the Buffalo Bills this Sunday vs. the Arizona Cardinals. We understand that he was once a hero of Bills head coach Dick Jauron . Buffalo’s current starting RB Marshawn Lynch will approach the bench.”
" This is an awesome chain of events," Dick Jauron blushed..".He was flat out my hero at USC..I have programs, newspaper clips, OJ football cards, memorabilia. I used to run through airports with him. I'll dust off my Dingo boots, made of soft Corinthian leather. Myself and our offensive coordinator Turk Schonert are elated to have OJ with us in Glendale, Arizona. We have no problem benching RB Marshawn Lynch. Marshawn couldn't carry OJ's jock strap. Even 61 years old, in hand cuffs and heavy ankle irons, we can foresee 275 yards and 4 TD's behind our massive 2008 Buffalo Bills offensive line. After playing in Arizona, maybe the "Juice" can try to escape into Mexico. Our offensive linemen Demetrius Bell, Kirk Chambers, Jason Peters, Derrick Dockery, and Center Melvin Fowler are looking forward to this unique opportunity. We are worried, though, when OJ doesn’t have the Bills offensive line to protect him in the general prison population. We’re anxious that he might get cut and slashed, just like he’s going to cut and slash his way between the lines at University of Phoenix football field Sunday. Just to have O J in the Buffalo backfield, one final time, is a dream come true. It will be great to see that retired #32 jersey on the loose again.”
TV announcers for this 4:15 PM contest will include Kato Kalin, Denise Brown, and Fred Goldman.
Meanwhile, outside of the courtroom in Vegas, the Cardinals, once a one-point favorite, are now a 6 ½ point underdog.
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