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Urban monster legends get NFL tryouts...
We're hearing rumors that some dominating creatures, some legendary urban monsters might be unveiled all over the NFL next week. Our sources have focused in on some season-changing, beast-like prospects that should be available on the FFB waiver wires next week. All, apparently, have had recent NFL tryouts.
MOMO....similar to Bigfoot, reportedly seen in Missouri along the banks of the Mississippi River. Momo has a large pumpkin-shaped head. The St. Louis Rams have invited it to camp to offer Steven Jackson a blow. Momo could turn the Rams fortune around in a hurry!
THE MONTAUK MONSTER...a sea creature observed on the beach of Montauk, this instant internet sensation is being trained to dominate and replace Ricky Williams in the Miami backfield.. Ronnie Brown and the Montauk Monster should be unstoppable…
THE HONEY ISLAND SWAMP MONSTER.. The frisky Louisiana swamp sensation, described as 7' tall, with silvery gray hair and neon yellow eyes, has four toes and can bench press up to 800 lbs...The Saints are optimistic about it replacing Marques Colston...
OLD GREENY...Observed in New York's scenic Cayusa lake, approx. 12-15 feet in length, this legendary urban monster with a hot temper is in the New York Giants camp to replace Plaxico Burress. .It could see immediate and impressive action this Sunday.. No truth to the rumor that Old Greeny has pending waterfront domestic violence issues…
ORANGE EYES...11' tall, this elusive 1,000 lb. bigfoot clocked a 2.7 40 in the NFL combine before freaking out and disappearing into the wild. Reportedly, owner Al Davis located it and has signed Orange Eyes to a long-term ‘Raider Nation ‘contract..
SOUTH CAROLINA LIZARD MAN....Discovered by a Carolina Panthers scout in the Scape Ore Swamp, this 7' tall free agent with abrasive, green scaly skin and glowing red eyes should make an immediate impact on the Carolina Defense...take it off your bench…
OKLAHOMA OCTOPUS...recovered from lake Thunderbird in Oklahoma, the size of a Triple Crown horse, it reportedly has terrific suction cup, feeler hands. It could adequately replace Houston Texan’s lost WR Andre Johnson.
THE WINSTED WILD MAN...Rescued from the wild by the New England Patriots, this Winsted, Connecticut monstrosity remarkably resembles Randy Moss. The 8- footer with a huge wing span, is being frantically groomed to replace the missing Patriot WR...
We see a bright future on the FFB waiver wires…
MOMO....similar to Bigfoot, reportedly seen in Missouri along the banks of the Mississippi River. Momo has a large pumpkin-shaped head. The St. Louis Rams have invited it to camp to offer Steven Jackson a blow. Momo could turn the Rams fortune around in a hurry!
THE MONTAUK MONSTER...a sea creature observed on the beach of Montauk, this instant internet sensation is being trained to dominate and replace Ricky Williams in the Miami backfield.. Ronnie Brown and the Montauk Monster should be unstoppable…
THE HONEY ISLAND SWAMP MONSTER.. The frisky Louisiana swamp sensation, described as 7' tall, with silvery gray hair and neon yellow eyes, has four toes and can bench press up to 800 lbs...The Saints are optimistic about it replacing Marques Colston...
OLD GREENY...Observed in New York's scenic Cayusa lake, approx. 12-15 feet in length, this legendary urban monster with a hot temper is in the New York Giants camp to replace Plaxico Burress. .It could see immediate and impressive action this Sunday.. No truth to the rumor that Old Greeny has pending waterfront domestic violence issues…
ORANGE EYES...11' tall, this elusive 1,000 lb. bigfoot clocked a 2.7 40 in the NFL combine before freaking out and disappearing into the wild. Reportedly, owner Al Davis located it and has signed Orange Eyes to a long-term ‘Raider Nation ‘contract..
SOUTH CAROLINA LIZARD MAN....Discovered by a Carolina Panthers scout in the Scape Ore Swamp, this 7' tall free agent with abrasive, green scaly skin and glowing red eyes should make an immediate impact on the Carolina Defense...take it off your bench…
OKLAHOMA OCTOPUS...recovered from lake Thunderbird in Oklahoma, the size of a Triple Crown horse, it reportedly has terrific suction cup, feeler hands. It could adequately replace Houston Texan’s lost WR Andre Johnson.
THE WINSTED WILD MAN...Rescued from the wild by the New England Patriots, this Winsted, Connecticut monstrosity remarkably resembles Randy Moss. The 8- footer with a huge wing span, is being frantically groomed to replace the missing Patriot WR...
We see a bright future on the FFB waiver wires…
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