We need to clear some things up. Turns out I'm not the only me. There is this dude on this Project Runway show named Chris March. We are NOT one in the same. Re-read that past sentence so we are definitely on the same page. I mean it! I hope you can notice the subtle differences and distinctions between us. The camera may add a few pounds, but not a couple HUNDRED.

And this raises another question. Why is this wickedly bad dressed dude on a fashion show?