It's an utterly cold Monday morning, so let's be blunt today.

Here's a movie that's a bit hard to swallow! To today's teenage boys flooding out of their eye sockets with hormones, there is nothing scarier than falling for a girl who is living out a pledge of chastity. Hence the latest--albeit weirdest--horrorflick to flicker across the big screen, aptly titled "Teeth."

I'll let the movie trailer do most of the talking, but I have to say that the phrase "sex can be a weapon" has never packed more oompth than in this movie.

Wonder if she'll ever have to get her wisdom teeth taken out?