Hey stock investors, you'd be wise to invest in shaving cream companies right now, because it looks like a lot of us dedicated strike bearders are sharpening our razors and lathering up our faces. Writers are looking to put movies and tv shows back into production by Thursday at the earliest.

This means a couple things:
1. The Justice League movie will have a 2009 release date afterall.
2. Lost season 4 will have a full season.
3. I will be carded at bars again.
4. Stephen Colbert will stop pronouncing the "t" in his name on his show.
5. A Daily Show with Jon Stewart will again become THE Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
6. Women with beards will again be fair game for cruel jokes.