Hey stock investors, you'd be wise to invest in shaving cream companies right now, because it looks like a lot of us dedicated strike bearders are sharpening our razors and lathering up our faces. Writers are looking to put movies and tv shows back into production by Thursday at the earliest.

This means a couple things:
1. The Justice League movie will have a 2009 release date afterall.
2. Lost season 4 will have a full season.
3. I will be carded at bars again.
4. Stephen Colbert will stop pronouncing the "t" in his name on his show.
5. A Daily Show with Jon Stewart will again become THE Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
6. Women with beards will again be fair game for cruel jokes.

The Writers Guild of America Strike has become the new George W. Bush. It's being blamed for everything! Heck, The Golden Globes were just CANCELED because of this ongoing dispute. It's gone on long enough now that we're really starting to feel it's tremors. As far as my television viewing goes, I'm mostly back in business now that The Colbert Report returned last night and Conan O'Brian made his return last week. But there's still a lot of prime beef missing from prime time. Which brings us this week's Top 5--Five reasons this strike needs to end, post haste!

5. I NEED A HERO!
We didn't even get through half of the slated 24 episodes of Heroes. Only 11 were filmed before the strike. All have aired. NBC states we'll still get them eventually, unlike the series finale of Scrubs which may never be aired.

4. DO NOT RESSURRECT SHOWS FROM THE 80's
Chuck has 2 episodes left in it's 13 filmed episodes. And NBC will replace it with their 21st century version of American Gladiators? OMG.

3. MORE THAN 8 HOURS IN A DAY
24's "7th Day" Season will not air until they can air it uninterrupted, although 8 episodes are complete.

2. LOSING LOST?
The infamous 4th season of Lost won't be able to film the 2nd half of it's season.

1. I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO REALITY
What happens when programming dries up? Reality shows. What completely sucks? Reality shows. I rest my case.

For a full list of shows affected by the strike, here ya are.