I am constantly amazed (and even impressed) with some of the names my personal spammers have come up with while trying to entice me to purchase various relationship-enhancing pharmaceuticals from their 'safe and secure' online shops. Consider these for your next baby (or pet):

Wanetta, Drucilla, Davina, Maack (wasn't that one of the characters in 'Make Way for Ducklings'?), Delia, Larribeau, Bertram, Laurice, Johana Tombs, Vicki Ikysaxyr (you try pronouncing that), Afua Alford (bless you), Theaux, Emmaline Uxahao, Izola Lank, Yasmine Ripjasy, Raminta Tsopelas, Matilde, Utash, Aubrey Dumpe, Mando Xjhifo, and don't forget Floretta Michlich.

Apologies to anybody who actually has one of these names. You are ahead of the curve.