Now THIS guy is looking for an Oscar©

Two inches of snow (known as a flurry in Buffalo), and all area school districts are so overcome with weather troubles that they are forced to open two hours late.
Just wait until the kiddies graduate into 'reality' and realize that most of the world has just get up a little earlier to deal with the snow and stay on schedule.

Whites Road Park, just after dawn

A simple guide to TV journalism.
(F-bomb alert...make sure Sponge Bob drowns this out if kiddies are nearby)

AP photo

Five photographers...count 'em...five

If you have 12 minutes to spare and a good high-speed internet connection, you should watch this in full-screen mode:

The Third & The Seventh from Alex Roman on Vimeo.

This is completely computer-rendered.

If you have a really good connection and a decent monitor, turn the HD option on. It's well worth it.

I'm selling accessories for the new Apple iWhatever slate that will be announced Wednesday. Don't let a little thing like not knowing squat about this new device stop you; you already know you want one. The accessories may or may not work, but who cares, you'll be the first to have them. Meet me in the alley and bring cash.