Ed, this is for the person who complained about not getting his check on time from his mail carrier. I have a solution. He should get direct deposit and maybe trust banks, and then he can cash his check any time after they make that deposit. That will save a lot of aggravation and he won’t have to worry.

I-Dear

That ain’t gonna work cuz that mail waiter might be one of those scary serial complainers and I’m not about to shove a whiner off on some of those cute bank tellers I see when I go the bank.

— Ed. Note