Hi, Ed. As citizens of this lovely planet, we must start to conserve energy. We can do that by shutting off our clothes dryers and hanging clothes to dry. It would also save money. So what if your shirt is a little wrinkled, it doesn’t matter. We must do out part to conserve. It’s our responsibility.

Wrinkle Krinkle

You could also probably conserve energy if you just stopped talking right now, because nobody is going to go out with a wrinkled shirt in this day and age. Don’t you read Glamour or GQ? Get with it already. Conserving energy is so old school.

— Ed. Note