Ed, I find it amazing that you can’t even pass through customs with a nail file yet they can smuggle stolen cars through the Port Authority. Where have they been for years?

X. Ray

Who cares about stolen cars when you can hold up a nail file or water bottle in victory? I’m starting to think that we should return to the days of old and travel by steam ship. It would appear that it would be very difficult to slam a steam ship into a building. But you would have to worry about falling off a balcony.

— Ed. Note