Hey, Ed, I’m a mailman with a pet peeve in Trenton. It’s the people who ask for their mail on the street and can’t wait for the mailman to reach their mailbox. They get mad and cuss out the mailman, saying “I’m expecting a check and have to get to the bank.” How would they like if I gave their mail and check to any crackhead on the street who claimed to be someone else? It’s really bad. People can’t recognize there are bad people out there who would steal their mail, and the mailman is just trying to protect their mail.

Newman

Hold your horses, all you desperate-to-cash-that-welfare-check mailman stalkers. You don’t want to get these guys too angry.

— Ed. Note