Ed, I know how Hamilton can save a million tax dollars. Cancel SeptemberFest. It is terribly lame anyway, and you don’t need 300 cops there when you don’t even sell alcohol. Mayor Gilmore should take it on the chin and cancel SeptemberFest, it is so boring. The Rib Festival in Princeton is way better. It’s beer and food, just great, and it didn’t cost the taxpayers a nickel. Why can’t Gilmore get some more privately sponsored festivals, instead of this corny township thing with all the replicas of the buildings? It’s silly and boring.

Prince Ribton

You read it here first, er, I think, ladies and gentlemen! Something happening in Princeton is better than something happening in Hamilton!! Write down. Note it in your diaries and journals: We have a bid to cancel SeptemberFest, do I hear any takers on just renaming the whole county Princeton? Any takers?

— Ed. Note