Hi Ed, I am shocked and appalled at the recent headline in The Trentonian, “Study: Seniors screwing.” I can’t believe you would run such a headline. My young child reads the paper and he says, “Mom, what’s screwing?” How am I supposed to explain that to a 9-year-old?

Mommy dearest

I suggest a field trip to the Tools department at your local Sears. Those Craftsman screwdrivers are the perfect prop for this lesson.

— Ed. Note