Hey Ed, this is for Edelstein. I loved your article about watching football and the stupid garbage women want to watch, like shopping, or whatever you said. This one today, leading a dog’s life, I laughed my behind off. Taking a whiz on the shrubbery. Keep up the good work. Later.

Morrisville Flash

Remember you can get four doses of Jeff every week, a double dose of L.A. Parker and a dose Charlie Webster, too. So tune in every day for a dose of your choice.

— Ed. Note