Hi, Ed, this is for the idiot from Trenton who owns two beagle puppies. He previously owned three before he decided to take them to an open lot on Klockner Road to run. Now one is dead, and this idiot needs to be brought up on animal cruelty charges. Give me his address and I'll run him over.

The anti-Michael Vick

Why doesn’t anyone get that worked up about the 18 murders of human beings we’ve had in Trenton this year?

— Ed. Note