Hello, Mr. BackTalk. Why don’t you change your name to Ebony Talk. Then we wouldn’t have to guess what side you favor most.

Bigot No. 557

First of all, the name’s Ed. Note. Kapish? But anyway, here in the 21st century we like to think that the world is not divided into two “sides.” And Ebony Talk is probably taken. But it has a nice ring to it. —Ed. Note