Hey, Ed, after reading our illustrious local papers, I decided to become a poet. This might be a goodie for those out there: “If you can flim and you can flam, if you can con and you can scam, if you hook and you can book, then come on in this state of sin. We need your act, and that’s a fact! Corrupt me, shackle me, beat me and drag me, I can take, I’m a stupid New Jersey resident!

Rhymin’ Simon

You’ve got a future, kid.—Ed. Note