Hey, Ed, about “Your grass is crass”: That caller must be a retired old fart or a young freak with nothing better to do than worry about his lawn. You tell him I work two jobs to pay taxes in Bordentown, raise two children, and pay sky-high car insurance, car payments and medical insurance, which pays for nothing. I work 70 hours a week, and if you think I’ve got a minute to worry about my grass, you are one big loser. Go get a job or do something, like mind your own business!

Working Man

“Old fart” or “young freak”? Don’t discriminate like that. There are plenty of middle-aged anal retentive nosey losers with nothing to do but manicure their lawns and ridicule you for the state of yours.—Ed. Note