Hello, Ed, I just saw on TV that some of my old Hamilton neighbors were attacked by a gang and badly beaten. If “Gangbuster” Glen Gilmore thinks Hamilton is the 10th safest city, then he better stop drinking all that “joy juice.” We’ve had enough of these lies. Now, we need some police action in a hurry. I am appalled.

A. Palled

Joy juice? I’m not sure what that is, but I think now I’m appalled.—Ed. Note