Ed, I’m a city crossing guard, responding to that crossing guard’s comments. We are supposed to be outside from 7 to 9 a.m., waiting for people so we can be seen, and we come back and work from 2:30 to 4:30 p.m. We are allowed to sit in our cars when it’s extremely cold, and it hasn’t been that cold, and we are allowed to sit outside with a chair. We get paid damn good money for standing and sitting out there, close to $15 an hour. So, I know where her orders come from. We know what to do and a lot of them are not doing it.

Cold Cross Buns

So there is truth to the crossing guard scandal! Kids, demand your right to an adult escort across the street!—Ed. Note