Hey, Ed Note, I see New York magazine finally got rid of their smut section. When is The Trentonian going to clean up its act and take these transvestite whores out of the back of your paper? It’s disgusting.

Norm L. Really

The great thing about our newspaper is — with the ingenious way we keep each word on its own little piece of paper — you can read the features you enjoy and skip anything you don’t like. Don’t blame us if you’re drawn to the transvestites. There’s probably a therapist listing in there somewhere if it helps.—Ed. Note