Hey, Ed, you think the police department in the city of Trenton is messed up, well you oughta check out the water department. Very soon you may not be getting any water because there’s not enough operators to operate the filtration plant. Severe shortage.

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We hear the employee who was suspended for peeing in the water supply is back on the job. Get him enough beers and he can solve your water shortage single-handedly. Or maybe he needs two hands.—Ed. Note