Edward! Kelly Zimmerman from the Lighthouse Academy, what did she do wrong? She posed in a contest wearing a bathing suit. Actually, it’s the largest two-piece bathing suit I have ever seen, short of Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, she suffers from a little TMA, “too much a--.” She should actually wear a one-piece. But the girl didn’t do anything bad. She looks a lot better than the guy that writes for page 2, Edelstein. Just thought I’d tell you that!

Beauty Contest

First of all, we know you’ve got Jeffy pinned up by your bed, so don’t even kid yourself. Secondly, there are many who would say Ms. Z. is blessed by JTRAOA, “just the right amount of a--.”—Ed. Note