Ed, a couple of months ago I read an article about people spying on people and invading their privacy. I want to know how to detect such equipment. Who do you go to report that type of crime without being considered too paranoid?

Paranoid

You’ll need to go see 007’s supplier of all things cutting-edge, secretive and gadgetty. His name is “Q.” He can give you the “top-secret spy detector of secret spy detectors,” enabling you to detect any device that is spying on you, and in turn, be able to spy on those devices and on whomever is using them.—Ed. Note