Ed, I am calling about an article I read about a court decision that was recently upheld by a three-judge panel stating that the police do not have to read a person their rights in Spanish when arresting someone on a DWI. I think we should hold a parade for that three-judge panel for upholding the English language in this country.

Hooray

For karma’s sake, you better hope you’re never pulled over on vacation in Mexico.—Ed. Note