Ed, I am calling about Kostas Petris. I was listening to an interview of him on the radio. He is running for governor of New Jersey on the independent ticket. If he would run this state like he does his business with his family I tell you he would make one heck of a governor.

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Everybody always complains about politics as usual, but they won’t give their votes to third-party candidates like Petris because “he has no chance” and “it’s a wasted vote.” Well, do you want change or not, people?—Ed. Note