Ed, I want to comment on the article about the guards finding all the cell phones in the prison. How did the cell phones get in the prisons? Did they walk in there by themselves? The guards and the employees are bringing in the phones and then they are finding them themselves. I wonder how many phones are in there that they refuse to find? Internal affairs better step it up.

Ringaling

Some of the phones apparently were smuggled deep inside of prisoners, hence the need for the new BOSS, the Bodily Orifice Security Scanner. That’s not my joke. That’s a real machine.—Ed. Note