Yeah, I own a jewelry store in Bordentown City. The other day my alarm went off, and a fat guy in a cop’s uniform comes into my store to check to see if it was a real alarm or not. He wasn’t even wearing a gun. So if there was a real burglary, what would he have done? What would I have done? I pay taxes, and this is the kind of service I get? This is a joke. I am going to move my jewelry store to another town.

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So I’m confused. Was this a cop or just a fat guy dressed up as one? And can I get a deal on a watch? —Ed. Note