Our new attorney general is a hottie
New Jersey's new attorney general, Anne Milgram, has been all over the news since taking office a short time ago.Sounds great.
What's not surprising about this article profiling her latest cause, however, is her revelation that she's been asked out by complete strangers numerous times since her face started appearing before the cameras every day.
We've believed since her appointment by Gov. Jon S. Corzine that New Jersey now, easily, has the hottest attorney general in the country.
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posted by Trentonian Editor at
1:15 PM
9 Comments:
Having the best looking AG is like saying we have the best Superfund Toxic dumps. They are still toxic waste dumps and she is still a lawyer! I'd rather have a ugly housemaid then a hottie lawyer. Hot Lawyer is an oxymoron like 'Civil War' or 'Peacekeeper Missle'.
She's not very hot. Her teeth make her look like Cletus from The Simpsons.
Cletus Spunkler and Anne Milgram.. separated at birth! That is way too funny!! I see a front page for the Trentonian on the next slow news day!!!
They could get together have children named Whitney, Jitney, Crystal Meth, Incest, and Birthday!!!
The hot new AG should prove that she is hot by dealing with the complaints sitting on her desk.
WHAT MAKES THE NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL HOT IS THE FACT THAT SHE HAS THE ABILITY TO MAKE AND CHANGE LIVES. HER POWERS AND POWER OF PURSUASION ARE ONE IF NOT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE ATTRIBUTE SHE HAS. HER RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT MAKES HER MORE THAN JUST AN ORDINARY WOMAN, SHE A INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING WOMAN, WHO CAN HOLD HER OWN IN ANY WAY SHAPE OF FORM. EVER HEARD THE TERM "DUMB MARY IS DULL EVERYWHERE", THINK ABOUT IT.
Dude, you are totally off base. She is not qualified to be AG. She graduated law school only ten years ago! And what did she do since her graduation? She clerked for a US Distrct judge, served as a Assistant DA in NYC doing domestic violence cases, then went back to the US Circuit where she specialized in human trafficing cases. Then she became 1st DAG in NJ under Zulima Farber! How in God's name does that make her qualified to lead the legal department of the 9th largest state in the nation??? Please... I know what is going on here. McGreedy had his boy toy in the Administration and Bobo the Bearded Wonder (read 'JC') has his 'hottie' promoted to AG - THE YOUNGEST AG IN THE NATION! She's not qualified to lower the bail on an illegal alien rapist/murderer in Newark! She might be qualified as the understudy for Cletus Spunkler. That is about it!
How do you get the new attorney general to talk to a resident that needs her personal assistance?
Dear Joan, send a letter to her office in the Justice Complex. If she can't handle it, she will address it to the proper department.
Good Luck.
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