Misheard product slogans, take one.

"More bars in more places."
"Your flexible friend."
"It's what your right arm's for."
"Preparing to be a beautiful lady."
"If it's on, it's in."
"In a world full of Windows, we're handing out rocks."
"All ages, all races, all sexes."
"Once you pop, the fun don't stop."
"America Runs on Dunkin'"
(You can say that again.)

Aaaaand, scene.