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I was about to submit my FFB lineup..
I was about to submit my weekly starting lineup on my FFB web site today, when my phone rang. So, I answered it. It was one of those seemingly endless political robocalls. ‘Robocall’ is a word that never existed in my brain until this 2008 endless political season. It is indelibly ingrained there now.
This phone call happened to be from the McCain/Palin campaign. It informed me of a clandestine, terrorist web that Barack Obama became entangled with when he was just 8 years old. It involved Terrorist Weather Underground co-founder William Ayers. Ayers had flown little 8 year-old Barack, from his home in Hawaii, to help the Weather Underground plot the explosive demise of several landmark buildings. Also, in that meeting, was a little baby-faced girl named Michele Robinson, the robocall continued. Little Michele had volunteered to become the first young lady suicide bomber.
Little Barack, little Michele and William Ayers plotted to blow up the Pentagon, Pearl Harbor, the Waikiki Hilton, the Empire State Building, the Inquirer Building, Franklin Field, the Liberty Bell, Geno’s Steaks, Pat’s Steaks, the Norristown Art Theater, Brandywine Race Track, and the Troc Burlesque Theater.
Most of the Weather Underground were killed when a nail bomb they were assembling for their nefarious plans, blew up in their faces. Little Barack, little Michele, and William Ayers survived that blast. William Ayers disappeared, little Michele remained in Chicago, and little Barack found his way back home to Hawaii.
Many years later, the robocall concluded, Barack, Michele, and William resurfaced in a living room in Chicago. Obama married Michele and they plotted to run for President and blow up the White House.
This robo phone call really got me to thinking….I’m more confused than ever now. Should I start QB Kurt Warner on American soil this Sunday, or should I go with Philip Rivers across the pond in London, England.? How come I have so many byes this week? Should I dare start WR Roddy White vs. the Philadelphia Eagles? I absolutely have to pick up a kicker. Is WR Chris Chambers still injured this week? Is my 5-2 record good enough to get into the playoffs?
I’ll be so glad when these political campaigns are finally over….
Oh, Oh! My phone is ringing again… OMG! It’s Joe the plumber!
This phone call happened to be from the McCain/Palin campaign. It informed me of a clandestine, terrorist web that Barack Obama became entangled with when he was just 8 years old. It involved Terrorist Weather Underground co-founder William Ayers. Ayers had flown little 8 year-old Barack, from his home in Hawaii, to help the Weather Underground plot the explosive demise of several landmark buildings. Also, in that meeting, was a little baby-faced girl named Michele Robinson, the robocall continued. Little Michele had volunteered to become the first young lady suicide bomber.
Little Barack, little Michele and William Ayers plotted to blow up the Pentagon, Pearl Harbor, the Waikiki Hilton, the Empire State Building, the Inquirer Building, Franklin Field, the Liberty Bell, Geno’s Steaks, Pat’s Steaks, the Norristown Art Theater, Brandywine Race Track, and the Troc Burlesque Theater.
Most of the Weather Underground were killed when a nail bomb they were assembling for their nefarious plans, blew up in their faces. Little Barack, little Michele, and William Ayers survived that blast. William Ayers disappeared, little Michele remained in Chicago, and little Barack found his way back home to Hawaii.
Many years later, the robocall concluded, Barack, Michele, and William resurfaced in a living room in Chicago. Obama married Michele and they plotted to run for President and blow up the White House.
This robo phone call really got me to thinking….I’m more confused than ever now. Should I start QB Kurt Warner on American soil this Sunday, or should I go with Philip Rivers across the pond in London, England.? How come I have so many byes this week? Should I dare start WR Roddy White vs. the Philadelphia Eagles? I absolutely have to pick up a kicker. Is WR Chris Chambers still injured this week? Is my 5-2 record good enough to get into the playoffs?
I’ll be so glad when these political campaigns are finally over….
Oh, Oh! My phone is ringing again… OMG! It’s Joe the plumber!
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