Well here we are, election eve. The respective campaigns would have you believe this is the most important choice America has had to make since democracy's inception. Which means you got a lot riding on your back when you are forced to choose Obama or McCain at the polls tomorrow. So for those who are split down the middle, there is only one fair way to settle this.

A dual!

But we can't have them handle this the way Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton did. We have to do this right.

A break dance dual! Who's the better man? You decide.