Well here we are, election eve. The respective campaigns would have you believe this is the most important choice America has had to make since democracy's inception. Which means you got a lot riding on your back when you are forced to choose Obama or McCain at the polls tomorrow. So for those who are split down the middle, there is only one fair way to settle this.

A dual!

But we can't have them handle this the way Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton did. We have to do this right.

A break dance dual! Who's the better man? You decide.

Every once in a while, we like to share some of the edgier ideas from our marketing department's cutting room floor. So here's a new one for you; a little piece from our razor-sharp editorial department who threw this together after the Page One meeting today.

What could possibly be cuter than a kitten doing something silly with it's paws? How about, opposing presidential hopefuls eying each other up in a warm embrace. We haz it. And if you want it, check out today's edition of The Mercury.