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Thursday, September 6, 2007

Cracker Jack Drivers

so i want to talk quickly about the plague of our community. No, not overdevelopment. Nope, not skewed politics.

I'm talking about idiot drivers. You know the kind. You see them everywhere.

Like at the mall, for instance. I was there recently and drove around the perimeter road and came to the stop sign at the second entrance near Boscov's. Now, coming in off North Wales Road there is no stop sign.
So why did this idiot in a minivan stop and wait for me to go.
I flung my arms about and motioned for her to go ... then I mouthed something unholy at her as she passed.

Do people even look at what they are doing? I'm not about to even start on cell phone drivers ...

I titled this "Cracker Jack Drivers" because I put these people in the same category as New Jersey drivers ... people who must have gotten their driver licenses from a box of Cracker Jacks.

If only the police gave out tickets for stupidity behind the wheel, then our prisons would REALLY be overcrowded.

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