Ed, I read my paper every day at Father Rocco’s Park, and every day I watch kids come out of the dressing room and head for the pool as dry as when they walked in. They don’t take showers. or clean themselves at all. And these attendants who are supposed to be watching these kids, they only sit around at a table and do nothing. That’s why they have this fecal matter at this pool, because the kids are not doing their job. Somebody needs to oversee them because these kids are going to get some kind of disease for not washing themselves off. Some are coming from playgrounds and look sweaty when they get off the bus. This is not fair to the people who took the time to wash their bodies. Someone needs to get involved fast before an epidemic erupts. They could solve this by having these kids wash their bodies, not just get wet.

Mr. Clean

Ewwwwwww! And pretty weird to be so obsessed with the bathing habits of youth.

— Ed. Note